The Ballad of the Queen of the Cult of Cute

In a cloud
By the sea
Lives a
royal family
Gone quite mad
Quite insane
But their reasons
Aren't quite plain
A queen is there
Ruler of all
Tiny and sweet
But don't call her small
Her left eye is gone
A patch is there
Hidden by candy fluff
And blood-streaked hair
Her Highness Smallness
And her brat brother Jack
Run away from them
But you will come back
Come have some tea
Have a walk in the trees
As long as you love her
Just do as you please
You may call her cute
Might not call her kind
The Queen of Kawaii
Is out of her mind
Sugar and shadows
Monsters and mice
Do you like honey and lemon
Or insects on ice?
She'll serve you both
Or nothing it all
She love you forver
Just DON"T call her small